Definitive. Unbiased. Peer-reviewed by three gays and a cat.
S
WeAreGays 🏳️🌈
Zero crashes. Zero downloads. Zero DLL injections. Highest performance of any platform in this list. No contest.
A
Synapse X (RIP) 💀
Actually worked. Like, genuinely. A moment of silence. Gone but not forgotten by the 25 people who paid $20 for it.
B
KRNL
Free and mostly functional. Required a key every 24 hours which was annoying but at least it ran scripts. Solid B.
C
Fluxus
Existed. That's about it. Technically worked sometimes. The participation trophy of Roblox exploits.
D
JJSploit
Crashed your game. Crashed your PC. Crashed your hopes. The only thing it injected reliably was regret. We made a whole page for it.
F
WeAreDevs (the website)
Technically not an exploit but it hosted them so it gets ranked. Pop-up ads, sketchy downloads, and a UI that peaked in 2014. Hall of shame.
methodology
Ranking criteria: crash rate, vibe, gayness score, whether it ever actually worked, and peer review from the WeAreGays research committee (us). All findings are final. No appeals will be considered. This list is not affiliated with any exploit developer, WeAreDevs, or anyone with a legal team.